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​Tell it like it is...

7/25/2016 3 Comments

Dear Hubby, Usage Errors...

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Can you tell what's missing from this picture of products? Probably not. I'm missing 4 bars of soap: VIVAS Moisturizing Bar, VIVAS Exfoliating Body Bar, VIVAS Clear Complexion Bar and my fav VIVAS Toasted Coconut Body Bar. I just replenished my stash of U R Curly products; the quinoa conditioner, soya shampoo and U R Curly Loose Curl Enhancer. (If you have never tried this product, you NEED to. I promise you won't be disappointed. Especially if you have natural hair.) I never noticed the rate in which I would run low on the shampoo, conditioner and curl enhancer. I use them all on my hair and Eve's hair. But one day Anthony came downstairs....
Usage #1
Anthony: Baby, is this stuff suppose to tingle?
Me: (WTH is he talking about??) What stuff baby?
Anthony: The hair stuff. It smells good and strong, but I'm not sure if it's suppose to tingle.
Me: (...You're using my hair products???? Did you run out of Sauve?) Yes, honey. It is suppose to tingle. I think its because of the Abyssinian Oil and Tea Tree Oil.
Anthony: Oh...good. I like this stuff. 
Me: (It's okay Patricia. He's not using that much on his hair.......)

But it doesn't end there.....
Usage #2
Anthony: Baby, do you have any soap I can borrow?
Me: Yea, it's in my bathroom on the shelf.
Anthony: Ok...
He takes a shower and comes downstairs wrapped in a towel. (A towel...really....If he's gonna use my soap, the least he could do is flash me a little sum'sum.)
Anthony: I really like that soap. (VIVAS Exfoliating Body Bar) It has a nice scrub to it.

He also likes the  VIVAS Toasted Coconut Body Bar and the  VIVAS Moisturizing Bar. 

Does he stop with the shampoo, conditioner and the soap???? Nope.....

Usage #3
Anthony: What do you use on your hair to keep it moisturized?
Me: (OMG...is my hubby wanting to discuss hair products with me? Has he noticed how flawless my natural curls are???? Yippee) Oh, I use the U R Curly Loose Curl Enhancer.
Anthony: What else?
Me: Nothing. That keeps my hair moisturized without flaking and doesn't require alot of maintenance.
Anthony: Oh, okay.
...later that evening after he gets home from work....
Anthony: Baby, (a little excited) that hair stuff works really good. I like it.
Me: It works on your hair too? (I'm a little shocked since he keeps it cut low..)
Anthony: Yep. I look good too.

From then on, I can often catch him using U R Curly Loose Curl Enhancer in his hair and even in his beard. He says it keeps his beard moisturized too.


​I want a good looking man just like anyone other woman....but....It's mine and sometimes I'm a little selfish. I think I'm just gonna get him his own line of products......

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