Dear Elijah

​I have always been foretold that boys eat a lot. And I believed everyone who told me, but you are taking things too far. I know you mean well and I know you love my cooking. You are my cheerleader in the kitchen and my complimenter at the dining room table. But why must you ask me, "Ma, what you cookin?" ALL THE TIME!?!? Do I get a "Good Morning" greeting...NO...just "Ma, what you cookin?" 
Before breakfast,  "Ma, what you cookin?" 
At pick up from school,  "Ma, what you cookin?" 
During the 6 minute ride home,  "Ma, what you cookin?" 
Immediately after snack,  "Ma, what you cookin?" 
The ENTIRE 2 hours before dinner,  "Ma, what you cookin?" "Ma, what you cookin?"  "Ma, what you cookin?" 
To make matters worse, I tell you what I'm cookin and you still ask repeatedly. I'm not asking you to change who you are, but ....please stop asking  "Ma, what you cookin?" 50 times a day. Just Stop.

Love, 

Mom