Dear Aiden,

I'm not sure where I should start. I guess the beginning is a great place to begin this roast. I asked you to do a regular task, clean your room. When I checked you room, at a quick glance, I wasn't impressed. The table and chairs by your window were not neat, your bed wasn't made and your shelf wasn't organized. But I kinda expected that from a 7 year old boy. But upon closer inspection, I discovered something even more appalling....your closet. By now, Aiden, you should know the type of Mom you have. (After all, you have known me all your life.) Why did you think that it was okay to stuff everything in your closet??? Did you think I wasn't going to check??? Because I can clearly recall when you pulled a stunt like this the last time...it didn't end well for you. So why would you do it again??? 
It works out best for you if you would just do what you're told the first time and do it RIGHT!!! Now, I must concoct a special kind of punishment for a special kind of boy...