Okay. So the kids use my bathroom alot! Even though they have one of their own, they choose to use mine. If they gotta pee, they use my bathroom. If they gotta do #2, they use my bathroom. They even use it to wash their hands and brush their teeth. No matter how many times I tell them to use their own, they still revert back to using mine.
So I was not surprised to find my toilet tissue roll empty when I NEED IT MOST. So I did what any mother would do in this situation, I yell for a kid to bring me some tissue.
Me: Elliott, bring mommy some tissue.
Elliott: Ok Mommy. I'm coming.
(Elliott come in with 3 squares of tissue.)
Me: Elliott, bring me the whole roll of tissue.
Elliott: Ok Mom
(Elliott comes in with 4 more squares of tissue. They are all ripped too. He must have had a fight with the tissue.)
Me: (I just hang my head in shame....Then I have a bright idea. I will call Aiden!!!)
Me: Aiden! Bring me some tissue please.
(Aiden gives me about 5 really torn squares of tissue.)
At this point I'm in complete, utter disbelief. Really, can't I get a roll of tissue???? So I take all the tissue squares I have and try to make use of them. But then....I decided to try again.
Me: Aiden, bring me the whole roll of tissue.
Aiden: You need some more? Well, okay.
Aiden returns with the whole roll of tissue and the stick that it goes on.....
Mommy Phoebe Free
These are simple letters to my kids...about their antics.